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The True Saint of Sweeping Out The Old!
Tired of living in your clutter of worn-out, non-Journey
ways? Let Steve Augeri help you with the
Journey Rompin' Stompin' Sweep-It-Out Jamboree!
Just follow these steps:
- Put "Arrival" on.
- Program your CD player to repeat endlessly.
- Crank it UP. LOUDER. I SAID, LOUDER!!!!!!! This ain't no sissy fresh-spring-scent cover-up, MISTER!! WE GONNA GO JAMMIN' ON DA JUNK!!
- Get a shovel.
- Apply shovel ruthlessly to contents of house while
singing along at top of lungs. SING IT OUT!!!
LET IT OUT! YEAH, YOU! GET UP FROM THAT CHAIR AND
MOVE!!!
HSOJ not responsible for breakage or complaints from neighbors.
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