Patron Saint of Melody & Romance!

Trying to find Love? Try Saint Jonathan's Nine Day Novena! Tape a pic of Jonathan to a glass jar. Put a candle in the jar. Burn for an hour every night for 9 days, while singing along to "Faithfully" on your stereo. When it's done, you'll have a jar of melted wax & a memory of 9 wasted days, when you could've been having a life instead of staring at a stupid candle.

HE's had million selling records. SHE had a starring role in "Lap Dance". Oh, the irony...		"Damn, did Perry say 'screw the groupies & play the music' or 'screw the music & play the groupies'?"
The Euro version of "Back to the Innocence". Track it down at all costs!	The US Version of BTTI
St. Jonathan demonstrates Classic Rockstar Onstage Faces, the Keyboardist Variations...
		The baby is his oldest daughter, Madison, now 13.