Chicago. But only if you really want to go.

The Holy Journey is not an abusive psychotic that will throw you into The Pit of Despair forever just because you make a mistake. Parents who do that are insane, abusive monsters. Why accept the same behaviour in a Deity?

Nor will The Holy Journey shower you with Virgins in the Afterlife for Doing Their Will. If you're still a Virgin by the time The Holy Journey Has Their Blessed Way With You, you haven't done something right.

The Holy Journey isn't psychotic. The Holy Journey aren't judges or juries or any other Divine Retributive Myths that Some Religions come up with to scare you into obeying whatever they claim their god said this week. The Holy Journey simply IS. The Faithful Ones go where-ever you most desire TO go. We guarantee it!

The HSOJ Guarantee:

The Happy Afterlife of YOUR CHOICE - or DOUBLE your soul back!