The Patron Saint of Discord

Invoke His Name In Any Fan Discussion & Watch the Fun Begin!

There are Two Commandments Writ In Stone to be a devotee of the Almighty Saint Steve:

  1. Thou Shalt Have a Hair Fetish. You must gush nausomely at all times over the Sacred Hair, be it long & skanky or short & fuzzy.
  2. Thou Shalt Have Nothing Else But The Voice Before Thee. It matters not if He is really called "Steve". In all of your Prayers, He is to be called "The Voice". By no other body part shall ye know Him.

On that note, the Voice ascended over 10 YEARS ago, yet there are still "fans" who get huffy & puffy over any hint that someone else may not think The Voice is the neatest thing since disposable hair ties. Their heavy-handed attempts to convert the unenlightened only drive potential converts away from the One True Journey!

As if The Almighty Voice NEEDS to be defended! Blessed Journey Saints Alive, whose Voice is on 9 Journey albums & all the GH collections? If you think The Voice will ever be forgotten by Journey's Holy Horde or needs your pitiful defense, YOU are GUILTY of Journey BLASPHEMY. I Hereby Utter a Prayer to the Journey for you:

"GET A LIFE."

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