A How-To For The Ecstasy-Impaired

rap.ture, n. 1. a state, feeling, or experience of extreme joy, pleasure, delight, etc.; ecstasy.

So how does the above tie in with getting kidnapped by a deity, grabbed by space aliens, or suddenly disappearing in a nuclear flash of light?

Beats us.

Other religions claim that the Rapture only happens if you've led a "good" life. Naturally, their idea of a "good" life is as skewed as their definition of "rapture".

We hereby Pro-Claim, Re-Claim, and Jump-Claim the True Rapture!

Rapture is our BIRTHRIGHT! It happens whenever, whereever, and Any Way You Want It!

Eat a jelly roll sweetie, warm from the oven. Get lovin' touchin' squeezin' with a Loved Partner. Lay underneath the stars on a hot summer night down by the railroad tracks.

Get the idea?

FORGET what Other Religions claim. They wouldn't know Rapture if it planted an Infinity Sign on their ass. The Holy Journey Knows The True Rapture. All YOU have to do is be BRAVE enough to claim it!

Joyous Be Unto The Journey & Joyous Shall The Journey Be Unto Thee!